"The 2022 Next Generation Indie Book Awards finalist""The original edit was mindful of reflecting how Finns speak English (a language that has no articles). As this approach had been poorly received in some quarters, the book has been now re-edited."

Jon and Gus, science fiction fans from Finland with a penchant for fist bumping and pop culture references, travel to the Portland Comic Con where tragedy strikes. Their hero, Dr Wells, suffers a heart attack. With his dying breath, the doctor exhorts Jon to "find the ..." as he pushes a book into Jon's hands. Following clues inscribed in the book, Jon and Gus discover an alien structure with a mysterious Black Table which they accidently activate, transporting them to an alien world.